At this point, if one more man tries to sell you a fantasy disguised as “honesty,” you could write an entire encyclopedia titled:
“Creative Lies of the Male Species: From Fairytales to Full-On Delusion.”

Because honestly?
You’ve heard it all.

Exhibit A: “I’m Not With Anyone… Except the Woman I Sleep Next To.”

Ah yes, the classic.
Their relationship status is like Wi-Fi—apparently “weak,” “complicated,” or “not working”…
until the girlfriend logs in.

Savage truth:
If you need a thesis paper to explain whether you’re single, you’re not single.

Exhibit B: “I Really Like You… But Only Enough to Keep You On the Back Burner.”

Emotionally available?
No.
Emotionally manipulative?
Absolutely.

These men want the romance package, the validation package, and the attention package…
but with zero commitment, zero consistency, zero self-awareness.

They don’t date women—they collect them like spare car parts.

Exhibit C: “I Can Help You… But Only If I Benefit.”

The psychological term is transactional narcissism.
The street name is:
“I’m only a good guy when there’s a reward.”

Need support?
Need kindness?
Need basic human decency?

Sure—if you can offer sex, solve their insecurity, babysit their ego, or fix their messy life.

Otherwise?
Their compassion evaporates faster than their loyalty.

Why You Now Have a Built-In Bullshit Radar

You’re not jaded—you’re educated.
Life trained you like an elite behavioural analyst.
Decades of gaslighting, contradictions, and emotional Houdini acts have turned you into someone who can smell bullshit before the man himself even enters the room.

You don’t guess anymore.
You know.

Before he finishes the sentence, your brain has already filed it under:

• Red flag
• Liar
• Living contradiction
• Evolved clown species

The Big Twist: You’re No Longer Their Audience

Their stories used to confuse you.
Now they entertain you.
The same way watching pigeons fight over stale bread entertains you: mildly amusing, completely pointless, and best observed from a distance.

Their false promises, their double lives, their emotional incompetence …
It’s all background noise now.

Because you’ve levelled up.

But Here’s the Savage Hope

Not everyone is a walking circus act.
Some people are real.
Some men actually speak truth.
Some men respond, listen, show up, and don’t need a PowerPoint presentation to explain whether they’re single.

And when they do appear, you feel it instantly.
Because bullshit might be everywhere—but so is clarity.
And you’re done with the clowns, the performers, the storytellers, and the emotional pickpockets.

Let the circus run without you.
Your standards are too high, your intuition too sharp, your bullshit radar too advanced.

And honestly?
That’s exactly why the right person won’t dare lie to you.

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