Mr Abusive insists he’s a very calm man.
You’ll know this because he tells you right after screaming, name-calling, and throwing a chair across the room.
According to Mr Abusive, his greatest talents include:
- Name-calling as emotional literacy
(“I’m just being honest.” Translation: I lack regulation and empathy.) - Throwing objects, not tantrums
Plates, phones, walls — all victims of his very reasonable feelings. - Breaking bones accidentally on purpose
“I didn’t mean to hurt you” — said while standing over evidence. - Threatening as communication
Because nothing says love like fear. - Blackmail as conflict resolution
A sophisticated strategy learned at the University of Control & Coercion.
Mr Abusive is deeply misunderstood.
He believes:
- Anger excuses cruelty
- Volume equals authority
- Fear equals respect
- Accountability equals persecution
When confronted, he performs his signature act:
🎭 The Victim Flip™
Suddenly you are:
- Too sensitive
- Too dramatic
- Remembering it wrong
- “Forcing” him to behave badly
Remarkably, Mr Abusive never behaves this way at work, with police, or in front of people who could hold him accountable.
A miracle of selective self-control.
Neuroscience calls this choice, not loss of control.
Abuse isn’t anger — it’s entitlement with poor regulation.
The punchline?
Mr Abusive says he “can’t help it,”
yet somehow expects you to.
Spoiler:
A grown adult who terrorises, threatens, injures, or blackmails is not “out of control.”
He is exactly in control of who he harms.
And the moment you leave?
He suddenly finds restraint.
Funny how that works.
