Oh really? If by “young” you mean avoiding physical intimacy like it was a gym membership, then sure—youthful in spirit! 😏

Let’s be honest—sex was rare, rushed, and as thrilling as a tax return. Nothing spontaneous. Nothing passionate. Just… transactional.
He never did anything for free. Not a compliment, not a kind gesture, and certainly not affection. Even intimacy came with strings attached—usually some sort of barter system that made you wonder if love had been outsourced to the barter exchange. 💸

I worked full-time, ran the home, and still he hired people to do “the man’s jobs.”
Frankly, I’m amazed he didn’t subcontract out the bedroom too.
Can you imagine? “Hi, Dave can’t make it tonight, but he’s sent Gary. Same routine. Four minutes. No eye contact.” 🤷‍♀️

They say younger women keep older men on their toes.
In my case, he barely lifted a finger—let alone a foot.

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