Ah, marriage. That sacred institution built on truth, honesty, and trust… or at least, that’s what the pamphlets said. 🤷‍♀️

In reality, long-term marriages are more like:

• Truth: optional, like a garnish on a fancy cocktail 🍸
• Honesty: sometimes shows up for dinner, but usually forgot the RSVP 📝
• Trust: that fragile little thing you spent 30 years trying to build while your partner “forgot” to mention the decade-long hobby of secret online liaisons💀

And yet somehow, magically, couples stay together — laughing, crying, and pretending the “truth bombs” are just quirky plot twists in their personal soap opera. 🎭✨

Moral of the story? If your marriage survives without full disclosure, constant honesty, or unwavering trust… congratulations. You’re either miraculously enlightened or laughing through the chaos like a champ. 🏆😂

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