Thanks to AI, you can now be anything you like:
Pilot ✈️
Brain surgeon 🧠
Rocket scientist 🚀
Model 📸
Yachtsman ⛵️

Strangely, no one ever seems to be
“middle-aged, mildly tired, emotionally honest, and owns a sensible car.”

Everyone’s single, wildly successful, spiritually evolved
and permanently somewhere near Monaco.

Are there any real people left… or did they all log off for peace and quiet?